today's bit from home.

The Texas grandparents are in town, and tonight they bring the entertainment of a Dr. Pepper Tasting.

Merrill: We have six different kinds of Dr. Pepper here! Classic Grandfather.
Me: Isn't there just one kind?

Merrill: OH NO. THERE ARE SO MANY. 

  Dr. Pepper Cherry.  

  Dr. Pepper Regular. 

  Dr. Pepper Diet.  

  Dr. Pepper Imperial/Cane Sugar.  

  Dr. Pepper Ten Calories. 

  Dr. Thunder, which is an off brand.  

  SO MANY OPTIONS.
Me: Is Mom wearing her Dr. Pepper pants?!